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Writing from the stemistry lab

Mr Bayers is in-knots thanks To Windows 7 nervous breakdown

by Christopher Barnes

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The Venn diagram of mortal excitement
Is wonk wooked.
Our interactive unveiling pout-smirked,
An unputdownable gurn.

A glade in the plantation floating psychotically
Twinkled – another hook up
Between sexual chemistry and cars;
His nipper summons ‘nasty computer oats’.

When conk outs escapade in mathematical modelling
There’s like-a-shot throughput,
Unsequencing knuckling insights
But chaos resents a theory.