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Writing from the stemistry lab

Waiting for the orgasmobile to come

by Catherine Graham

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A song to Love, 2058

Surely there is more to life
than cowboy stem-cell banks.

Romance, gone.
The drugs-drop lads, moved on
to back-street deals in Orgasmobiles.

Step into the back of the motor:
Button A gets you a son
Button B gets you a daughter

Button C gets you a high
then leaves you wondering why
love is against the law.

No-one says I love you
or whispers, You're the one. Just
Press Button B for a daughter
Press Button A for a son.